Macworld Apple Synopsis

Apple introduced the iPhone. The iPhone will revolutionize everything. Everything. That includes hairstyles, dog food, soil chemistry, and laundry detergent. Nothing will be the same. Possibly the Oakland Raiders and the Arizona Cardinals will still suck, but hey, it's just a phone, after all.

Apple also introduced the 802.11n AirPort Extreme Base Station that can connect to USB printers and hard drives and be a file server, a printer hub, and a trivet. It will also open garage doors and reset radio clocks up to five blocks away.

Apple announced Apple TV. Now you'll have 360 satellite channels and the entire internet at your fingertips. There still won't be anything on worth watching.

I want one of each, and a burrito with extra cheese.

Thank you.