Forbes Gets the Scoop

Forbes has scooped the tech world with their report that Apple is expected to launch new products at MacWorld.

The article said: something something something Macintosh something something iPod something something phone something iTv something something something something revolution.

It went on to state that something something something Steve Jobs something something something digital music something something San Francisco.

The key point seemed to be that something something consumer electronics something something market something.

I still stand by my expectation that Apple's new iPod/Vibrator/Garage Door Opener/Magnifying Glass/Calculator will include a personal shaver and a pair of tweezers.

It's day seven of the Month of Apple Bugs. We're still at 1.x or so for total new bugs. With all the stress of worrying about the new bugs, I can barely think straight. Not that a lot of my time was consumed by thinking straight before, but still...

Wait here. Either someone is at the door or the oatmeal is boiling over.