Monday, June 11, 2007

WWDC Review

Steve: Windows sucks.

Crowd: Haha

Steve: Mac Rocks.

Crowd: Yeah.

Steve: We gave the people in hell a glass of ice water. Now we're going to let them suck on an ice cube.

Crowd: Oooooh.

Steve: Leopard.

Crowd. Wow.

Steve: iPhone.

Mutual fund managers: Sell Apple.

What it all means

Buy Apple.

Internet Explorer looks sick next to Safari. Every other "Smartphone" is just lame compared to the iPhone. Leopard is a McClaren to Vistas Model "A". The fertilizer is about to hit the ventilator folks.

The rank and file geeks are beginning to see the superiority of Mac versus the world. If the world doesn't start innovating up some serious shit pretty soon, it's over. Stevie eats planet.

You read it here first.

Mutual fund managers understand stocks. If they understood technology they would find something to do in technology. The stock price -- related to reality -- is pure bullshit.