Useless Celebrity Update

Christina Aguilera
Britney Spears
Paris Hilton
Jen and Brad
Angelina and Brad
Nicole Ritchey
David Hasselhoff
Rosie O'Donnell
K-Fed
Nick Lachey

Who gives a shit?

I feel like valuable brain cells have been stolen from me by the constant drumbeat of those utterly meaningless syllables.

That's only a partial list, but it's a good start.