Tuesday, February 20, 2007

The Apocalypse

Rush Limbaugh and Steve Jobs agree on the trouble with public schools. If that isn't at least two horsemen of the apocalypse, I have the page turned upside down.

In May, Steve Jobs and Bill Gates will both talk on the same stage, at the D: All Things Digital Conference put on by The Wall Street Journal. They're going to have an unscripted conversation about the future of technology. Steve will say something profound, then Bill will paraphrase it back – getting a couple of things wrong but pretending it's the same thing and claiming that he said it first.

Later, Steve will give Bill a wedgie, and probably a noogie.