Friday, September 14, 2007

Oops. Almost Forgot

Damn. I forgot to mention ringtones. Everybody is wailing about ringtones like there's some constitutional fecking right to annoy people with low fidelity noise just because you already paid for the song seven times (45, LP, cassette, 8-track, CD –twice, counting the soundtrack – and iTunes). Put on your headphones and enjoy it. Nobody else is nearly as interested in your favorite song as you think they should be.

It doesn't matter what you use. Your cacophonous ringtone is irritating someone unless you're in your car alone, in which case you shouldn't be talking on the phone anyway. Turn it off and drive.

Move on people. Go waste bandwidth bitching about the price of gas and the weather.