Lessons Learned

Boyoboy. Apple sure is taking an ass-whipping in the press the last few days. Just reading all over the internet can only lead you to one conclusion: Steve Jobs is an imbecile studying hard to pass his moron test to he can graduate from idiot school.

Also, if you're one of the mentally deficient worms who is still hanging on to Apple stock you need to wake up and smell the Starbucks. Get a grip.

As near as I can tell, His Steveness is a buffoon because......

Apple just sold in the ballpark of 100,000 iPhones a week for the last ten weeks. It was a brand new product at the end of June. Now they've sold a million of them. Dumb ass.

They just dropped the price on them. You can get one for $399. Feckin' Hell. That was stupid. Now everybody will want one.

iPods are still selling by the boxcar load. Loser.

The market share for Macs is growing three times faster than the rest of the computer industry. No kidding. This guy is certifiable.

Macintosh OS X is the standard against which operating systems are measured. You see where I'm going with this. Jobs is just an incompetent putz.

There is still no malware for the Mac in the wild. Remember the Month of Apple Bugs in January? It produced exactly zip point zune. What kind of a computer manufacturer allows shit like that to happen?

So. Yeah. Go read another frigging analyst. Personally, the only reason I'm not buying more stock in Apple is because I'm busy spending my disposable income on more Apple toys.

Over at The Street there's a guy named Scott Moritz. He's one of those guys who feels qualified to criticize El Jobso. Anybody who is qualified to criticize Steve Jobs has better things to do with the time. Conversely, those who don't have anything better to do with the time, criticize billionaires. That tells you all you need to know about the value of their opinions.