Saturday, December 16, 2006

What iPhone?

More has been written about Apple's iphone than probably any non-existent product in history.

As of Saturday, December 16, 2006, there is no such thing as an Apple-branded telephone. Or, if there is, nobody outside of Apple has seen it. However, it is festooned with imaginary features:

It's a PDA
It's a Cell Phone
It's a double boiler
It's an iPod
It makes espresso
It has it's own network
It has a GPS system built in
It has a built in corkscrew and paté knife.
It runs OS X

I can hardly wait.