What does LMH stand for?

I'm looking for suggestions. Currently, I'm using Little Maggot Hacker while waiting for a better alternative.

Entries will be judged for originality, brevity, spelling, punctuation, and several other arbitrary parameters.

The winner will receive an authentic, original email from my .mac email address, and an all expense paid trip to anywhere in the United States within walking distance of your home. You'll be free to spend as much of your own money as you want to for six nights and two days.

A winner will be selected at some randomly selected point in the future.

Unlesss I forget.

That happens.