Vista may be vulnerable

This news just received from The Secret Diary of Steve Jobs. C|Net is reporting that there may be security flaws in Vista.

Microsoft employees who are allowed to talk to the media seemed upset. These officials announced that they are "monitoring the situation closely."

Also surprised by the news, Cyrus Thompson, a soy farmer from Normal, Illinois, said, "They should bench Grossman and put Griese in."

In other news:

The sun came up in the East, this morning.

Approximately 20% of the Earth's atmosphere is oxygen.

Seventeen is a prime number.