Saturday, December 23, 2006

This Just In

Well, I wasn't going to post anything today, but I had to.

The big news is in. Apple Phone gets 70,900,000 results on Google. iPod Phone gets 56,200,000. That is over 127 million pages of the internet devoted, at least in part, to Apple's "soon to be announced" device.

Compare this to a combined total of 17 million hits for Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy, and 1,680,000 hits for Kansas Liberal.

Personally, I think they're going to introduce an in-bra device for women that senses when they see an attractive man. When triggered it will announce, "Thirty-eight. Dee," in a soft, yet firm tone.