Thursday, December 07, 2006

iPhone & Related Stories

Apple today did not announce the existence of the iPhone. Also Microsoft expects to sell one million Zunes by June of 2007, which is roughly the number of used iPods that will change hands on eBay this week, based on a formula using made up numbers and the square of e.

Apple stock dropped more than 3% today as a result of absolutely no news anywhere that is even remotely related to the company, its products, or employees' relatives.

John Dvorak and George Ou will soon release statements predicting the death of Apple -- again.

The Atomic Number of Uranium is 92.