Really. I'm serious. I know things that most people don't know.
The atomic number of Uranium is 92.
The Capital of Oregon is Salem.
43 is a prime number.
Deglazing is the use of meat sediments in a pan to make a gravy or sauce.
It takes 10 gallons of fermented corn to make a gallon of moonshine.
The average rainfall in the Amazon Basin is 80 inches (about two meters) per year.
So, when I say you should buy more shares of Apple, I'm not just talking, dammit. I'm typing, too.
Here's something else to keep in mind: The most common fiber used in carpet is nylon.
These are all better reasons to buy Apple than any of the reasons (0) that I've found for the big sell-off yesterday.
Now, if you'll all excuse me, I'm going to see if I can beat my old Bookworm score.