Wednesday, May 30, 2007

It Gets Better

Steve: Wow. Microsoft sure is a great company.

Bill: Gosh. We sure are. We sure like Apple, too.

Steve: Gee whiz, Bill, you sure look nice in that shirt.

Bill: Nice of you to notice, Steve.

Steve: Gosh we sure get along well for bitter rivals, don't we?

Bill: We sure do.

Mossberg: (shouting) You assholes are going to send me into a diabetic coma.

Kara (Sara?): This is about useless.

Hands to Heaven by Breathe comes up on the PA system. Steve and Bill slow dance their way off stage.

Did I mention that Apple stock closed at over $118 today? Another all time high? Now I have.

D: All Things Anticlimactic is over.

I think I'll turn in.