The iPhone Killer

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Did you see it? The LG Prada? The iPhone killer? I have tears in my eyes.

It's a cheesy, cobbled-together, limp-dick creation based on ill-conceived perceptions of the iPhone made by a Pointy-Headed-Boss of the Dilbert variety.

That's the longhand way of saying it sucks. You can just look at the photos – the company's own marketing photos – and tell it sucks.

iPhone killer.

Here's the funniest part. There is no iPhone. Apple hasn't sold a single unit. Not one. All of these other cell phone companies are prepared to drive themselves into bankruptcy to compete with a product that no one has ever bought.

What does that tell you?

They're scared shitless.

Damn it's good to be an Apple shareholder.