Shareholders Meeting – Steve Jobs to Greenpeace:

Shut the fuck up. Seriously. Shut. The. Fuck. Up.

Fucking clowns. You people are beyond retarded. You're an embarassment to real environmentalists. Try not to hurt yourselves leaving the building. No fooling. Get in your shitbird little Prius, go home, and hire somebody with a clue.

Damn.

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His Steveness gets fifty cents per year just for showing up.

Sir Paul, Welcome to iTunes.

Yahoo's CEO does not want a Zune.

Vista still sucks.

Over on the Macalope you can still put in your two cents on the whole useless PC World Love/Hate thing if you want to.

And...

It's been a slow day. I heard that the iPhone will be out on time and Apple might rent movies on iTunes.

That calls for a celebration. Alka-Seltzer for everybody.