Brief Brief

News: FCC Approves iPhone.

Direct Result: Apple stock up $2.10 to another all time high.

Indirect result: Several "tech" analysts are talking about how badly Apple has boinked the housepet.

These same Wheel of Fortune rejects will declare the iPhone a failure even if Apple sells it's whole production run in the first week.

This isn't because they will interpret the facts differently that you and I. This is because they have predetermined that Apple is fucked. They will invent facts and then apply broken logic to them. The results will be called "opinion" and "analysis" by those who consider it a valid methodology.

I'll just call it shit.

In a Jeopardy! challenge between the "analysts" and Paris Hilton, I'll take the National Twat.