Same Old, Same Old

It seems there are these two companies in California.

I read about one of them on Forbes, Fortune, The Motley Fool, BusinessWeek, and the like. It seems this company is a gobbling up markets and creating huge amount of value for its shareholders. The company's CEO is a wizard at industrial design and guerilla business tactics.

This other company I read about from California makes this niche market computer that "real" computer people would never let their friends see them using. Never mind that the company's retail stores are doing better business than a Good Humor truck in Hell. I read about this nasty old corporation on PC World Online, and on those "Free the Software" sites written by idiots. The company's CEO is a megalomaniac intent on enslaving the world by restricting the number of copies they can make of "Bye Bye Bye."

The two companies are called Apple, inc.

I don't want to insult you personally, but if you are one of those people who think stuff like software and music should be free, you're retarded. I don't mean kinda dumb. I mean drooling on your shirt, need help tying your shoes, chew with your mouth open, voted for Ralph Nader stupid. If you don't know why that's stupid, you're too stupid to understand the explanation, so never mind.

Have a nice day.

Or not.

Your choice.