Okay, How About THIS Link

The big link to my picture in pirate stuff.

In case anyone was wondering, I'm rather inept at the whole "link" thing. But it's okay. It hasn't affected my ability to eat regularly.

Please make complaints to (650) 327-7673. That's the Rose & Crown Pub in Palo Alto, California. The last time I was there was 1991. The bartender will remember me.