There are a lot of questions I have that were not answered by the WWDC Keynote address yesterday.
Who is Fake Steve Jobs. I believe it's Phil Schiller. Have you ever seen them together?
How will the iPhone interact with my existing phone system?
What is the name of this symbol?: ⌘
Creamy or crunchy?
Paper or plastic?
Regular or Decaf?
Soup or salad?
Smoking or non-smoking?
Coke or Pepsi?
If a large number of us accept the near-certainty that the planet is about to spontaneously combust as a result of heedless herds of soccer-moms in Lincoln Navigators, would Greenpeace kindly shut the hell up?
Will there be a Linux version of Safari? I don't actually care. I'm not geeky enough for Linux. I just hope the "Free the Software" crowd starts chanting for it. They're so cute when they throw their little tantrums.
Of the two, I think PC guy is a lot more fun. Sometimes I'd like to stomp on Mac guy's instep for being such a smug fuck. Does that make me some kind of renegade?
Is Raw Benderly George Ou?
Is George Ou John Dvorak?
Is Paul Thurott John Dvorak and Raw Benderly?
I wonder if at the party His Steveness went to they had vegetarian pizza with anchovies.
I wonder if (when) Apple will introduce iLife for the PC?
When will Apple and Dell announce a merger?
And what will become of little Susie?
Tuesday, June 12, 2007
Unanswered Question.
