Monday, April 09, 2007

Blogger Code of Conduct

Hey, death-threat dipshit,

Last time I checked, threatening to kill someone was called "Assault with intent to kill." The powers that be can lock your stupid ass up for a long time for that.

You can get a visit from federal law enforcement agents, same day service, if the threats are directed at the wrong people.

How about this for a code of conduct: Don't do anything against the law. Don't threaten people.

You could end up spending time in a small room with a state-selected roommate. He'll probably have tattoos, missing teeth, and a somewhat devolved romantic appetite. To him, at least, you're probably cute. After you write a bunch of checks with your alligator mouth you're going to have to cash them with your tweety-bird ass.

Game over. You lose.